How to survive a 2 year olds B-day 101...

RUN AND HIDE!!!! what more can I say... the day started out at 4am with a great meditation... so good I fell asleep! woke up at 7am... remembering that Sir requested a wake up call... at 8am... so I thought... WRONG! it was 8:30am... then off to get the jumpy thing for the party.... got it up and running only to have it burn the extension cord and trip the breaker... so off to the hardward store to get a 12 gauge extension... $100.00 later... got it up and running! Then after blowing up 60+ balloons and transforming the backyard into a circus themed party... the guests arrived... 15 kids under age 12 and 8 adults... OMG! thank you universe for not blessing me with children! I'm not cut out for this and I am just plain TOO OLD!